I'm planning on sending her flowers for valentine's day and was thinking of going with some variation of "Roses are red. Can I quarantine deez nuts inside of you? I'd rather be single, Than with someone like you. Just say yes now and I won't have to spike your drink. Now show Rick James your titi's! Depending on the recipients' politics, one may get slapped or lucky when using one of these lines. There's nothing like a little good, clean fun…pandemic pun definitely intended. Just call me baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
I don't mind a little ketchup on the hot dog as long as the bun is tight. GrA$$ is green open your legs and fill you with cream. With school, I just want an A. And without further ado…'s your favorite dirty pick up line? Ideal if you find the person you're talking to really attractive. 📖 Suggested read: The 50 Funniest Pick-Up Lines. I want to see you wearing only disinfectant. "What did you say your name was? Girl, your so hot my zipper is falling for you! Because I'm allergic to feathers. I'd hang you by the Mona Lisa and put that girl to shame. So why waiting just copy and paste these amazing Pickup lines for your crush. Is your name highway? Tomatoes are red, roses are red too.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You look like a donkey, And smell like one, too. How would you like me to use my Onix to BIND you to my bed? "I'll be the carrier, you'll be the virus". Do you like to eat Mexican food? Dirty pick up lines for girls. I used to be really anal about Covid, but I'm vaccinated now, so u single? It doesn't matter whether your a Katniss or Peeta fan or whether you support the district rebellion make sure you pick the right line for your audience. That's why super hero pick up lines are definite closers. Enemy Stranger used Psychic. Wanna know how I know we're going to have sex? Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair. Infectious laughter.
First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button. If you are a woman, this pick-up line can be easily reversed. Roses are red, you are quite pretty. Hey girl that outfit looks great it will look even better on my floor in the morning. Roses or Daisies my love? Roses are red and violets are blue there's nothing in the world more prettier than you. My dick's been feeling a little dead lately. One Liners for Kids. Roses are #FF0000, Violets are #EE82EE. I'm currently taking applications for a little spoon position. "Hey good lookin', could I buy you a drink to wash down that handful of hydroxychloroquine?
I had your sister last year, she sucked. What is a nice person like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? Because you are shockingly beautiful. It's sure to pay off! If I were a Nidoking, you would be my Nidoqueen. Getting laid would do wonders for your complexion. I hear you like Bolts, well let me teach you how to screw. We needed to start with the topic that has consumed our lives for the past 15 months.
Is that Mjolnir in your pocket? If you were a Pokemon, I'd choose you. Do you know what I like in a girl? Hi, I have a girlfriend (who I met on tinder) named Violet....
I guess what I'm trying to say is aloe you very much. Will you use ROCK POLISH on my Pokeballs? Did you get those pants on sale? Your beautiful face looks like a field of flowers. Will you be my girlfriend? He's got a paintbrush! I can make your Jigglypuffs sing. And the next time you can still lie in yours together.
Are you an N95 mask? Use one of these on your husband after he's put the kids to bed and it's sure to spark some excitement at home. Because your making my penis levitate. Because you don't taste like anything. How can you be from an ice planet when you're so Hoth? Violets are fine ill be the 6 if you be the 9. eat me beat me.